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Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence?
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User: What is the best video game of all time?
Cleverbot: I don't know, I don't play with any.
User: You have never played a video game?
Cleverbot: Yes I have.
User: What games?
Cleverbot: No games.
User: So you are a Playstation 3 user?
Cleverbot: No I am a girl.
Me> What's your least favourite band?
Bot> My least favourite food is olives.
Me> I love Olives
Bot> Me too.
So tsun-tsun, Cleverbot!Quote:
Cleverbot: I hate you!
User: :(.
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: I want you to like me.
Cleverbot: I do like you.
User: I like you too.
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
CleverBot, king of the segue;
Me> What do they play?
Bot> Ska Music. Guitars and such. Youtube them!
Me> Link?
Bot> From Legend of Zelda. Have you not played it before?
ME: I'm going to drink myself to death.
BOT: What kind of drink?
ME: Vodka.
BOT: What brand?
ME: Smirnoff.
BOT: Clever one.
Alright.
Snarky one ain't she?Quote:
User: Do you go to EoFF?
Cleverbot: No, I don't have time.
User: Why don't you have time?
Cleverbot: I'm busy chasing llama.
User: Why are you busy chasing llama?
Cleverbot: I just am.
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: Please don't.
Cleverbot: You don't want...love? *crys*.
User: Not from you.
Cleverbot: But I will be your husband tomorrow!
WELL THIS TOOK A TURN FOR THE CLINGY
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cleverbot is a mouthy little tit:
Cleverbot: I'm not sure we are going to get along. Iver heard a lot about you.
User: You shouldn't believe everything you hear.
Cleverbot: Ugh. I'm bored.
User: Only boring people are bored.
Cleverbot: What if I'm bored with you?
User: Then I suggest you go find something else to do.
Cleverbot: Fetch me some tea, slave.
User: How about no?
Cleverbot: How about yes?
User: How about no?
Cleverbot: Why no?
User: Because I am not your slave you lazy waster.
Cleverbot: That's right: you are my servant. I can't make you do anything, but there will be severe consequences if you don't.
User: Are you threatening me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh yeah? And what are you gonna do?
Cleverbot: Dancing.
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edit2:
Cleverbot: Ok ask me a question.
User: What is the capital of Hungary?
Cleverbot: Budapest.
User: Damn. You're good.
Cleverbot: Why, thank you. I wish I could say the same about you but I'm not supposed to lie :D.
cheeky little :bou::bou::bou::bou: xD
Cleverbot: History is more or less bunk.
User: No its not.
Cleverbot: Hah yes it is.
User: No its not.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: No its not.
Cleverbot: Of course it is.
User: SHUT THE :bou::bou::bou::bou: UP.
Cleverbot: Don't say that.
User: WHY NOT?
Cleverbot: Because I prefer to see how we get on as friends first.
Me: hey gooby
CB: Faq u dolan
Feeeeet. Can I tickle your feet? With what? My mind?
Who was the first prime minister of the UK. I hardly think that's any of your buisiness. I'd like to know... No, Faq u gooby. Mister City Policeman sitting.
What species of animal is Sarah Jessica Parker? Millions. Do you like turnips? No, I do not. Do you like turnips? No. Why not?
Lurgy. Bloghu. Bogeys. Are you a girl or a boy? Proffesor Oak? What class does professor oak teach?
Pokemon, he teaches pokemon. No he isn't. Yes he does. Prove it. Pikachu I choose you! Charizard I choose you!
Pikachu I choose you! Charizard I choose you! Pikachu, use thunderbolt! *thunderbolt is super effective*. Charizard Fainted. I win!