GREETINGS I AM SPEAKING ON BEHALF OF ONE OF YOUR MEMBERS. WE HAVE HELD HIM HOSTAGE IN OUR UNDERGROUND LAYER WHERE HE WILL REMAIN UNTIL WE RECEIVE OUR DEMANDS IN FULL!!!
IF YOU VALUE YOUR MEMBERS AT ALL YOU WILL TAKE HEED OF THIS!!!!!
1) WE DEMAND THAT YOU BRING 20 THOUSAND RUPEES IN CASH. DEPOSIT THE MONEY IN A BRIEFCASE THAT IS LEFT AT THE GARBAGE BIN. YOU WILL KNOW IT IS THE RIGHT ONE - IT WILL HAVE A PIKACHU THAT WE TOOK FROM THE VICTIM'S CAR
2) EYES ON FINAL FANTASY WILL RELEASE ALL KNOWN INFORMATION ABOUT THIS INDVIDUAL TO THE PUBLIC - STATS, FACTS, SECRET POSTS, HIDDEN TRASH POSTS, AND THE COLLECTION OF PICTURES THAT WE ARE CERTAIN HAVE NOT BEEN DELETED. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY IMPORTENT - WE NEED TO KNOW YOU ARE SERIOUS
3) DELIVERY OF ALL STRAY CATS AND DOGS. DOGS MUST BE THROWABLE DOGS AND CATS MUST BE ABLE TO BE CARRIED BY BITING AND CATS!
4) BRING BACK THE B FORUM
IF THESE DEMADNS ARE NOT MET IN 50 HOURS WE WILL EXECUTE YOUR MOST TREASURED MEMBER YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED NOW BID YOUR TIME
