Ciddies Summer 2012 REVELATIONS! It's time! - ALL DONE

IT'S TIME

MID-YEAR CIDDIES 2012

ARE YOU READY?

Thank you to all of the voters, all the speech writers, and a big special thank you to Freya and Jiro for collecting the speeches and also running the Prediction Party.

Things you can expect to see this year:

• A mostly fast Del-Murder-style Ciddies!
• Award Bot flailing around to get the final few speeches in!
• A... SPECIAL VISITOR?!?!

And more!

37 VOTERS
1945 VOTES

IT'S TIME

Edit: The Final Count!

LIST OF WINNERS

Best Member: Pike
Best Male: Jiro
Best Female: Pike
Best Admin: Del Murder
Best Cid's Knight: Pike
Best Developer/Editor/Tech Admin: Baloki
Best Recognized Member/Former Staff: Agent Proto
Best Oldbie: NorthernChaosGod
Best Veteran: Melissaur
Best Newbie: Bubbaforever
Cutest Male: Jiro
Cutest Female: Tifa's Boobs
Best Custom Rank: Pike
Best Avatar: Freya
Best Signature: Psychotic
Best Artist: Pete for President
Best Writer: Pike
Best General Forums Poster: Pike
Best Final Fantasy Forums Poster: Wolf Kanno
Best #eoff Chatter: Rantz Rantz Revolution
Best Blogger: Raistlin
Best Newswriter: Freya
Best Thread: Del Murder is a jerk
Best Post: Worst/Creepiest Pick-up Lines
Nicest Member: Pike
Snarkiest Member: Bunny
Funniest Member: Old Manus
Craziest Member: Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Most Intimidating Member: Miriel
Most Underrated Member: Bubbaforever
Most Missed Member: Levian
Most Hardcore Gamer: Pike
Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl: Loony BoB
Most Helpful Member: Rantz Rantz Revolution
Cutest Couple: I'm my own MILF & Pike
MLT Become a Cid's Knight: Freya
MLT Get Permabanned: Phoenix Rising
MLT Win a Ciddie for the Very First Time: Tifa's Boobs
MLT Win a Ciddie for the Very Last Time: Phoenix Rising
MLT Be the Hero/Heroine of the Next Big Final Fantasy Game: Jiro
MLT be the Beautiful Villain of the Next Big Final Fantasy Game: Quin
MLT be the Sidekick that People Either Love or Hate in the Next Big Final Fantasy Game: Hypoallergenic Cactuar
MLT Pull a Jiro and Completely Lose it on the Forums: Shlup
MLT Become a Space Miner: The Space Pope
MLT Live in a Survivalist Compound Surrounded by Guns and Tinfoil Hats: theundeadhero
MLT Rig the Ciddies: Del Murder
MLT Be a Viral Marketing Bot for Square-Enix: Roogle
MLT Be GLaDOS: Shlup
MLT Be Wheatley: Quin
MLT Get Together: Iceglow & I'm my own MILF

Site Highwind Award: Samuraid
Forums Highwind Award: Pike

IT'S HAPPENING!

they're here...

Quote:

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

IT'S HAPPENING!

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HAPPENING PAST HAPPENING

And so it begins.

I've got your momma and I got your dad
and all the lovin' that you ever had

50. MLT Get Together
Nomination leader(s): They were all tied!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...annersmall.png

The Nominees
Iceglow & Flambard D'Quinceteth
SuperMillionaire & Tifa's Boobs
Freya & G13
Iceglow & I'm my own MILF

YAY I WON

Blatantly Steve x Arthur luvluv OTP 4 lief

they all know they've won so they are going to have some wet, thorough sex as a honeymoon

Let's make SuperMillionaire's dreams come true.

those sure are some fancy chocobos

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Jiro

We start our Ciddies journey each half year with the light hearted sort of ambling that is the Most Likely To Get Together award. This award is perhaps the pinnacle of joke awards, and as such, the Ciddies is actually one big downwards sliding suckfest from this point onwards. However, while in previous years there have been some quirky couples suggested and many a ribbing, this Ciddies nominees are all very...bland. I don't mean to detract from the nominees themselves, oh no; it's not their fault that their potential copulation gives me neither joy nor pleasure. It is the fault of the rest of you sorry sods who can't be creative, funny or at the goddamn least, literal.

Let's start with the first thing you did wrong. Iceglow is nominated twice here. Once to hook up with Quin, once to hook up with MILF. Now I have to give you some credit here, because for all Iceglow's bragging about sticking it to Quin's sister (and mother!), we all know it's because our man Iceglow actually has a raging hardon for the ol' Harle-meister. Who can blame him though? But despite the one inkling of success in your entire grotesque bodies, you have also failed to realise a very simple point. This is Iceglow!
http://db.tt/XTo0JcU0
Okay so that's not a very flattering photo. How about this one?
http://db.tt/A6S6xiwR


Now that we've covered that, let's move onto the most important oversight. Where are my nominations here? What, am I not smurfing good enough for you? I fly across the goddamn world to get to the USA, then I flew around the entire smurfing country trying to visit you jackasses. It hurts me deep inside my little Australian heart that none of you enjoyed my company enough to want to be with me :(

Well smurf you guys. Enjoy your goddamn Ciddies and I hope Iceglow keeps you warm at night. :cry:

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But are they robots?

I like it when Jiro is crying and upset