Quotes that aren't out of context, but are funny nonetheless!

Tifa's Boobs says
:I
you are such a dude
i love you, bro

Freya says
I don't like that you feel that genders shoudl be archetyped for liking certain things.
:colbert:

Tifa's Boobs says
Sorry
Still living in the 1950's, dear
Wearign my cone shaped bra
Making a meatloaf and a jello mould
Would you like me to make you a stiff whiskey
And massage your shoulders while you read the newspaper?
I know you have a long, hard day at work

Freya says
that'd be lovely

Tifa's Boobs says
if we were really a 1950s couple
this would take a very interesting turn
once we go to the bedroom

Freya says
you get to sleep in your own bed!

Of all the funny things I say, you pick that one! Nice. How are these fine lads and ladies to know i'm a rolling ball of humorous thunder if all you give them are those little trinkets of lulz?

I thought it was smurfing hilarious. Thinking of you and me having a Ricky and Lucy set up going on.

I like the idea of you two going back to a bedroom together. Not in a humorous way though.

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

I like the idea of you two going back to a bedroom together. Not in a humorous way though.

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NCG wins the Ciddie for MLT to say things that all other men on the forum agree with.

Somehow I always end up in these lesbian like situations with women on this forum. It must be my gorgeous flowing locks and my very large personality.

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Originally Posted by Freya

Somehow I always end up in these lesbian like situations with women on this forum.

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Maybe it's a sign...

"Search your feelings... you know it to be true"

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Originally Posted by Freya

Somehow I always end up in these lesbian like situations with women on this forum. It must be my gorgeous flowing locks and my very large personality.

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Or you're just a big ol' slutty lesbian.

"The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?"

20 days, Kaycee.

Don't fight it. ;)

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

20 days, Kaycee.

Don't fight it. ;)

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Or go ahead and fight it because cat fights can be hot too.

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Originally Posted by Jiro

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Nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with that at all.