Happy Deathday

Today is the 106th anniversary of Raistlin's death, and as with every year we takt this day to talk about our flavorite things about Raistlins hair before he died and it decided to go fro on us.

But before we begin, let us begin by singing the traditional deathday song.

In the days of great darkness,
the rabbits roamed the land,

The dovahkiin was gone,
no heroes to land a hand,
Misery and dirty nappies
had formed an evil band,

Not a single soul could claim
to have lived a happy day.....

Then all of the sudden a light bloomed in the east,
A star was rising faster than bread filled with yeast,
And on that day historians say a god was born who was not gay
IT WAS RAISTLINS MOHAWK COME TO SAVE THE DAY

He killed Hitler with a single blow, cut off Mao Zedong's big left toe
Cured cancer in just one hour, fixed the leak in my shower
built a robot, won a race, drew a moustache on Downey's face
Solved for pi, leaped real high, even found that one black guy
IT WAS RAISTLINS MOHAWK COME TO SAVE THE DAY

He fought Voldemort on a supermodels breasts
He got a 100 on that hard math test
He found Waldo a million times
He came up with some more rhymes
IT WAS RAISTLINS MOHAWK COME TO SAVE THE DAY
MAKING FUN OF THE OL USA




Of course, at over 168,000 verses, it's impossible to post the whole song. What is your favorite verse?

They're all so... I can't even decide.

I can't picture him with a mohawk, but I guess I couldn't have pictured him in a sad excuse for a bikini before, either.