My boyfriend is a grown man

As proof of this, he spent the morning singing about dry humping and making fun of my high-pitched voice and mild French-Canadian accent.

To prove that I'm a grown up, I made this thread.

What things do you do to prove your adultism?

I can't tell if this thread is serious or not.

but today I dressed myself.

I work in a cubicle and regret every decision that brought me here.

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Originally Posted by Flambard D'Quinceteth

I work in a cubicle and regret every decision that brought me here.

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I blame your chav parents too.

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Originally Posted by Flambard D'Quinceteth

I work in a cubicle and regret every decision that brought me here.

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Yup.

I irresponsibly drink at times to handle stress.

Whatever I want whenever I want!

I switch between acting like I am 15 and acting like I am 40 with no middle ground.

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Originally Posted by Flambard D'Quinceteth

I work in a cubicle and regret every decision that brought me here.

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I work in a big box retail store and regret every decision that brought me here.

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Originally Posted by Pike

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Originally Posted by Flambard D'Quinceteth

I work in a cubicle and regret every decision that brought me here.

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I work in a big box retail store and regret every decision that brought me here.

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We should just all combine our talents to make video games all day.

Or just quit our jobs and play video games. Either works for me until the food runs out.

I help people to reverse into tricky parking places or out of side streets to a busy road.

Phew. I am so glad your boyfriend isn't a pubescent boy.

I'm jealous. My boyfriend is still in his processing tank, about 80% grown. Still doesn't have toes yet. :(

I don't have anything of worth to prove my adultism.

Choose not to spend my money of clothes and fun things so I can pay bills. :(