Do you hear me, Bettman? You're a smurfing chode. Go die in Glendale with your smurfing team nobody but Quebec wants to buy. Just give it to them. Game over. And just let Shane Doan play wherever he wants. He's too good for Phoenix. I can fly to smurfing Arizona round trip and get front row seats for less than it would cost me at Consol to sit in the back.
How has the possibility of no 2012-2013 NHL season affected you? (It probably hasn't.)
I need a hug.
