Are you a plopper?

When you sit down on the couch do you throw yourself down (plopper) or sit down nicely? (squatter)

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preferably i'll be going into a reclined/laying down position, and plopping helps to make that an even better feeling. I will sit down nicely if I'm joining multiple people on a crowded couch and only taking up one seat as opposed to my preferred 3

plop. Totally plop. Especially after I get home from a long day at work, I just PLOP. And usually fall asleep for an hour or two, then wake up and walk upstairs to go to bed.

I'm much to gigantic to go around damaging furniture by 'plopping'

I like to sneak attack my couch with my ass.

I sit, what the hell is this "plopping" and "squatting" crap?

ifs, ants, or butts

I sit in chairs, plop down on footstools, slump into couches, and gallumph upon me futon.

I do not have a particular method because I am very spontaneous.

I change it up and don't decide until right before I sit, just so my couch doesn't know what to expect.

I reeeeeeeeeeally thought this was going to be another poo thread.

I switch it up depending on my comfort level and tiredness. I do it the most at home because I am a lazy man at home.

I fall. I fall most places.

I am a surfer

I faceplant, like a lady.

sometimes i drop down and give my couch cushion the people's elbow

90% of the time i'm sprawled out across the entire thing