The Lying Thread

Just come in here and like, lie. Just do it. It's good for you or something. I don't know. I once punched a bird in mid flight. That'll show it for trying to eat my chips. Smurfer.

I never lie.

I never lie about the part that I did lie.

I love you all.

I never flirted with several female members of EoFF.

I also kick babies.

I was once a proud mexican tap dancer.

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Originally Posted by Beowulf

I also kick babies.

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Hey, no stealing my thunder.

I don't like stealing people's thunder.

I once killed five birds with a swing from my mighty shlong.

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Originally Posted by Uncle Big Hands

I once killed five birds with a swing from my mighty shlong.

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I bet you did.

I ate my phone because it tasted a little like duck

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Originally Posted by Jiro

I ate my phone because it tasted a little like dick

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what's that taste like?

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Originally Posted by Beowulf

I also kick babies.

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This is the lying thread Beowulf.

Or I guess I should say this isn't the lying thread. Who can resist the occasional baby kicking?

I totally don't make a living off of kicking babies outrageous distances.

I once saw Raistlin crush the front end of a peterbilt between his buttcheeks. It was impressive but also tweak-inducing in its incredibly disturbing nature.

How many dudes you know roll like this

how many dudes you know flow like this

not many

if any