Shlupquack secrets

Let's post our little known secrets of schlupduck. Like this one time she freaked the hell out when I was accused of stalking her sister. Yeah right. I'm married!

O_O


That is all.

I don't have a sister.

Shlup likes dipping bananas in tomato soup.

I don't know why I remember this.

That was actually my breakfast today. Though I've switched to yellow tomato soup.

more shlupsecrets!

I heard she's actually a type of goldfish.

How PGesque.

I don't know if any of you know this, but ShlupQuack was married on my birthday.

Also, her love for me was so well known that an EoFFer once seriously thought I was her husband. That was funny.

when she was 10, shlup stuck a pencil through the hand of one of her mathematics teachers

he later went on to teach community college courses on coping with depression

Shlupquack is in fact;

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Her knees actually bend backward, like a type of bird. Her sprint speed is impressive.

I heard she has a penis. Ive even seen a picture.

Uhh

I'm not giving away her secrets! Not even the one about the brazilian midget and the buttflap.