Knock knock

What are your guys' favourite jokes?

A few of my favourite knock knock jokes are in this song.

Do you have any jokes you made up that you're proud of?

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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I tell this one to my friends when we're waiting for a long time. If we have a long walk, or a long ride on the subway, or if we're passing the time waiting for something. They either hate me afterwards or love it.

my favorite jokes are either racist or sexist or something like that

i'm a terrible person

I don't think it counts as a knock knock joke if you can print it out and club a man to death with it.

@Red Pill

i dunno, when i printed frig7 it was pretty heavy

The Horatio CSI Meme gets me everytime.

Especially when it transcends into other media.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll...4tuto1_500.jpg

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Originally Posted by krissy

i dunno, when i printed frig7 it was pretty heavy

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All knock-knock jokes may be abominations, but not all abominations are knock-knock jokes.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What does seymour guado do when he's horny?

(SPOILER)He maesterbates

My life