1. Attend a hip-hop concert dressed as a 17th century nobleman. Flag down a random concertgoer and say "I say, old chap, I seem to have misplaced my monocle. Have you seen one hereabouts?"
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1. Attend a hip-hop concert dressed as a 17th century nobleman. Flag down a random concertgoer and say "I say, old chap, I seem to have misplaced my monocle. Have you seen one hereabouts?"
2, Freeze an egg, crack the shell off and eat it like a lollipop.
3. Date someone from EoFF.
No, this is how you do it, TB:
4. Jiro
5. Jiro dressed as a chocobo.
6. Say "Kelloggs" to your local priest tomorrow. 37,000 times in succession.
What the hell have I got to do with anything?
7. People tell me that I shouldn't make carrot popsicles? :confused:
I dispute that this was a 17th century idiom.Quote:
old chap
8. Vote Conservative
This is a list of insane things to do for no reason. You're insane, so doing you clearly qualifies for this list.
Don't feel too bad, though, there are plenty of other EoFFers who should show up here as well, you're just the first one I thought of who I figured wouldn't get mad at me.
token nutjob?
EoFF's nujob:non-nutjob ratio is astounding.
I'm obviously much more insane than Jiro could ever hope to be. I'm offended that you singled out him instead of me. :mad2: