"Do you know what this is?"

(I had to think for a minute...what cruel game was he playing?)

"That's a brown paper bag."

"Now, look inside. What do you see?"

"That's easy. That's a pickle."

"Very good. Now I think you're ready for this!"

(ping)

"Why that's nothing but a two-bit ring from a cracker back jox!"

"And I'll sell it to you for five thousand dollars!"

"Five thousand dollars? What kind of chump do you take me for!"
'first class'
"That tarnished piece of TIN is worthless!!"

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