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If witches couldn't fly brooms, they might drive hearses. If a werewolf couldn't run, how would it get about? If a vampire couldn't turn into a bat, how could they go to Lidl? If he wasn't so mobiley impaired, do you think Frankenstein's monster would ride a bike?
Discuss alternative means of transport for mythical beings in this painfully transparent excuse to use a troutty pun.
Centaurs obviously have it made.
What other means of transport, you willy. This is a very serious thread and I demand you take it seriously. :colbert:
They'd have to find a way to evolve into a Pegataur so that they could fly as well.
That would be awesome.
Um...bus?
A giant katamari of zombies.
Does anyone else remember the AMAZING movie "Hocus Pocus" which involved a witch riding a vacuum?
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I don't get who would name their child Thackery.Quote:
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I have pondered this thread for about 15 minutes. The best pun I've come up with is:
If ghouls couldn't walk aimlessly... They'd ride a wail.
Just ride it, you little bitch. "Public transportation", to avoid scuffs. *Gulp*
This is not a pun, but a suiting statement that I often make.
Hocus Pocus is amazing!
I'd like to see a mummy riding a mummified horse.
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That's cute. :shobon: