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You know all those moments in the horror or supposedly scary movies where some one is being chased by someone or some creature? Were you're watching a character walking down a dark tunnel/cave/passage and you just know something is going to happen? Which one of those scenarios, if such were possible, would you like/not like to find yourself in? Why? Is there anything you would like to have with you? A gun, a flashlight, anything?
All you need is a little common sense. If you've got keys, use them as a weapon. Don't leave them in your bag until you get to the car. Don't walk into super dark and creepy tunnels, that's just asking for trouble. I have a little light on my keys for those situations.
My keys are awesome.
I would like to have Peter Venkman with me. Not only would he fight the ghosts, he would also be really funny about it too.
Sarah would not survive.
I would like to not be in either scenario because I'm afraid of the dark and have very little endurance. Suppose if I had to pick one it would be being in the dark tunnel. Realistically, I would bring a metal baseball bat. Ideally, I would bring the gun from portal, that'll mess with bad guy/ zombie/ lions/ tigers/ bears/ Toto trying to eat me because first I'm here
Now I'm here! >=)
I've always lived by the rule that if you're ever cornered or threatened by anyone, or a group of people you've no hope of winning against, you act criminally insane.
I'm talking MAD. Scream, take your top off, slap yourself, bounce about like a wee mad eejit, if possible, piss and/or trout yourself, drool too.
It's an information and situation overload most attackers will shy away from. However if it's a homicidal maniac and not a mugger or someone looking a fight you're dead either way. Your only compensation being that in death your corpse will confound detectives for years.
Kick 'em in the nads and run.
I've seen more slasher films than you have. I know exactly what to do to survive. :colbert: I'll get by wearing a non-white, non tank-top shirt and make sure to wear a bra with it. Sluts always die first!Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
Realistically, though, I wouldn't be the one being hunted. I'd be the one hunting you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzeNF3rV1NAQuote:
Originally Posted by noxious.sunshine