My Name May Be Laddy

...But just call me York.

Everyone else does.

Funny game quotes. Go.

I really need to get round to finishing Deadly Premonition. So gr8.

(I don't have any funny game quotes that I can think of, please carry on.)

Please don't go.

The drones need you.

They look up to you.

This guy are sick.

What did the coffee tell you york?

Harry Mason: Hold it!
Kaufmann: *shoots Harry from a couple feet away*
Harry Mason: Stop! Don't shoot! Wait, I'm not here to fight. My name is Harry Mason. I'm in town on vacation.
Kaufmann: Thank god. Another human being.

I no can eat until it weaker!

Stuff from Symphony of the Night

My favorite game quotes ever:

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Originally Posted by Oregon Trail

You have died of dysentery.

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Originally Posted by Zero Wing

All your base are belong to us.

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Originally Posted by Legend of Zelda

It's dangerous to go alone, take this!

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Originally Posted by Legend of Zelda II

I AM ERROR.

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Originally Posted by Pro Wrestling

A winner is you!

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Originally Posted by Portal

the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie

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Originally Posted by StarFox 64

Do a barrel roll!

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Originally Posted by X-Men Arcade

X-Men, welcome to die!

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Originally Posted by Ghosts 'N Goblins

CONGRATULATION, THIS STORY IS HAPPY END, THANK YOU

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Originally Posted by Bulletstorm

"I will kill your dicks!"
"What? What does that even mean? You're gonna kill my dick?"

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Originally Posted by Conker's Bad Fur Day

I am the great mighty poo, and I'm going to throw my trout at you.

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Originally Posted by Halo 2

Killtacular!

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Originally Posted by NBA Jam

Boomshakalaka!

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Originally Posted by Secret of Monkey Island

Why, that's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen!

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Originally Posted by Bad Dudes

The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?

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Originally Posted by Zork

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

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Originally Posted by Endless Space

Dude, where's my silica?

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Originally Posted by StarCraft

What do I look like, an orc?

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Also the lemons thing and most everything else from Portal 2

(SPOILER)arrow to the knee

(SPOILER)wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka

"I HAVE FURY!" -Fawful, Superstar Saga

also: "Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!" -same guy

http://i.imgur.com/ApcTsWn.jpg

I agree with anything from Portal 2 because it is by default the most hilarious gathering of quotes ever.

I haven't played it (I plan to eventually) but I saw a video and the Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon tutorial bit is amazing. Examples include...

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Loading basic tutorial batch 101 from “Military Navigation for Idiots

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Press ‘Enter’ to Demonstrate Your Ability to Read

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Jump if you wish to jump

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Pressing ‘Space’ enables you to move in a Z-axis arc without touching the ground in between

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Moving allows you to go in many exciting directions

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Running is like walking — only faster

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Are these tutorials getting in the way of your mayhem?

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etc. etc.

I like a lot of the Uncharted 2/3 commentary, too (particularly between Nate/Sully and Nate/Chloe), although I can't remember it off the top of my head. Also, from Sazh: "All this dampness is damp." Gets me every time.