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To celebrate FOAs birthday lets all write about all the great things she's done! I'll start us off:
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from FOA.
If you just wish to wish her a happy birthday, go here: http://home.eyesonff.com/wonder-square/151392-foa.html
FOA gave birth to Chuck Norris, and told him he was a pansy because he didn't have any facial hair. That's why he has that moustache now.
FoA once broke a mirror and gave everyone else on Earth seven years bad luck. She later spilled a little bit of salt later while seasoning her dinner, knocking one year off the bad luck.
The date was September 1st, 1939.
foa scissorkicked Bruce Lee in the skull and that's why he's dead.
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Originally Posted by Shorty
FOA won a game of Yu-Gi-Oh using the five of spades
Several species when extinct because they were fighting over who got to be eaten for dinner by FOA.
Scientists trying to make a stronger more powerful clone of FOA could never finish the job because FOA cannot be improved upon.