If you could wield a dog

How would you wield it? Sort of sword style, hacking and slashing? How about more of a throwing flail or whip? if you prefer ranged combat, why not construct a gun that can launch several smaller dogs?

I'm a fan of using a dog like a shield and wield it that way. The attacker swoops in, I block with the dog-shield, and then power on the counterattack.

How do you guys wield a dog? What's your favourite breed?

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Favorite breed? Dogo argentinos. Great dane-sized white pit bulls! (I feel like we just had this thread.)

I would want to wield a dog in a manner that would cause it to bite my attacker. I'm not entirely certain how that would work. If you have any ideas, I'd love to hear them.

I've owned standard poodles and Sealyham terriers. Those two are pretty high on my list of favourite breeds.

I also recently came across a picture of a Swedish vallhund and it's the weirdest looking thing. It's like if you crossed a corgi with a wolf. I don't think I've ever seen one in person though. Those Northern Inuit dogs they were using on the first season of Game of Thrones were pretty cool looking too.

You need:

2 dogs;
a foot of chain/rope.

Dog nunchucks.

My Jack Russell would be a good wielding dog, even though he's really friendly and doesn't bite. His scare stats would be pretty high.

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Originally Posted by Quint Eastwood

Dog nunchucks.

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I feel like this is the best thing I've read in my entire life.

What if you could wield a welded dog?

I'd wear them like knucklebusters.

I would fly my dog into battle and rain down fire on my foes.

When looking at Pathfinder Class varients me and a friend saw the Pugalist, but he mistakenly pronounced it 'Pug-uh-list'. Thus I concieved the Idea of an unarmed warrior wielding two live pugs strapped to his forearms, and punching people with their faces.

Given that the word is supposed to be spelled P-U-G-I-L-I-S-T, I can understand his confusion.

I wield my dog in the manner that comes most naturally, namely by saying, "Dog! Bite his balls off!"

I would wear dog shoes and dog gloves and use the boxer technique.