What would you arrest the above member for?

If you were ~an authority figure~, what would you arrest the above member for? I volunteer as starting tribute.

Note: Let's keep it mildly appropriate and steer away from sexual or other especially offensive crimes.

Loitering and smoking cloves in a shopping centre carpark, probably.

Child grooming online.

Cow tipping

Public exposure.

Clubbing seals

The suspicious disappearance of his "friend" TabbyTrap.

Support of homosexuality.

Support of heterosexuality.

is this what we've come to

Failing to follow the rules of the thread.

Failing to move this to Wonder Square.

Failing

Bestiality.

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Originally Posted by Quint Eastwood

Bestiality.

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Yes, the original answer I intended for!

Uh...Babality.