"I want to go to there!"
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"I want to go to there!"
Listen up, Fives. A Ten is speaking.
It's hard for me to watch American Idol because there's a waterbug on my channel changer.
We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness.
Somewhere right now a guy is on a J-Date with Monica Lewinsky. Nobody’s perfect.
Tracy: In the spirit of Christmas and Kwanzo!
Liz: Kwanzaa!
Tracy: And shalam-zazam to you too, my sister!
What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome. That is the new law.
If all you wanted was a hug from black people, then maybe you should be hosting The Price is Right.
There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party because a Liz Lemon party is mandatory.
San Francisco? I asked you to find an actor from Middle America, a real person. You are not going to find him in The Peoples' Gay Republic of Drugifornia.
You're being a real C word right now! That's right, a Cranky Sue!
When is modern science going to find a cure for a woman's mouth?
It ain't a Lemon party without old Dick!
This is your fault, nerd. Jack is going to kill me, then he’s going to kill you, and then he’s going to fold us into a pizza and eat it.