Dear Aeris spreads the love advice!

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Hello and Greetings, Dear EoFFers!

It's coming up on Valentine's Day, Dear EoFFers! Aren't you so excited?! I know I am! I'll be spending aaall day with my Cloudy-poo! What are you guys doing? Going out on a date? Spending some time with your anime waifu? Or maybe learning to "love yourself"? Naughty naughty!
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This is a time to have some fun and let your feelings flourish, but I know that not everyone has an easy time getting other people's feelings to flourish unto themselves. That's where I come in! No, not in that way, sillies!
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Dear EoFFers, if you have anything you want to ask, now's your time! Ask me about relationships, ideas for dates or how to ask out that special someone - I will do my best to answer anything love-related! Just send me a mognet message and I will respond publicly, although your name will be hidden! Feel free to send me chocolate, too!
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See you soon, Dear EoFFers!
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yayyyyyyy

I'll take a...stab...at it.

I secretly hope Aeris is actually Christmas.

I miss Christmas and her homicidal threats to Old Manus. :(

Good luck mystery Aeris!

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Originally Posted by Sephex

I'll take a...stab...at it.

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ARE YOU A TONBERRY

WELL

ARE YOU

because that would be neat

Hurray hurray hurray! :love:

This should be fun!

tsss, u dnt need Cloudy-poo..:mad:
u need Zacky-poo! :love:

my bf isnt home at that day

Aeris is going to be spending all day with cloud.

Aeris is dead.

This means Cloud is spending the lovey dovey holiday with Aeris's corpse.

Therefor Cloud is a necrophiliac. O_O

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Originally Posted by NeoCracker

Aeris is going to be spending all day with cloud.

Aeris is dead.

This means Cloud is spending the lovey dovey holiday with Aeris's corpse.

Therefor Cloud is a necrophiliac. O_O

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Not with their consciousnesses/souls being connected, which they are, my friend.

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Originally Posted by Sephiroth

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Originally Posted by NeoCracker

Aeris is going to be spending all day with cloud.

Aeris is dead.

This means Cloud is spending the lovey dovey holiday with Aeris's corpse.

Therefor Cloud is a necrophiliac. O_O

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Not with their consciousnesses/souls being connected, which they are, my friend.

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...The smurf are you even talking about? XD

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Originally Posted by NeoCracker

...The smurf are you even talking about? XD

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It means while she is not biologially alive she still exists as spirit and can even contact Cloud.

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Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg

Way to take a perfectly good, off-color joke and ruin it with your sentimental romantic notions. http://home.eyesonff.com/images/eoff...es/colbert.gif

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That is no notion, the connection is an official fact.

Way to take a perfectly good, off-color joke and ruin it with your sentimental romantic notions. :colbert:

Dear Aeris,

As we all know girls have cooties.

But I am suddenly finding myself feeling strange around my best friend's mom. My peepee tingles and I keep thinking about her body.

How can I stop these thoughts and feelings so that I keep myself safe from cooties?

Sincerely,
Concerned.

First two questions! Keep them coming, Dear EoFFers!
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Dear Aeris,

So, I recently kidnapped this girl (at her uncle's request!), and she's really cute. Soft butt too! I think I might be starting to fall for her. I'm usually pretty smooth with the ladies, but this girl... I know she likes me, but I just don't think she's that interested in me.

How do I get her interested?

Sincerely yours,

monkeylove16

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Dear monkeylove16,

From what you're telling me, it sounds like she's taking the kidnapping fairly well! This suggests to me that she likes the danger :whoa: Perhaps you could try exposing her to more and more danger until she falls for you? Giant snakes! Sandstorms! War and destruction! Drag her to another continent on the back of a wild beast! Why not take her to another planet entirely? Something's bound to stick.
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My boyfriend doesn't make much money, but he still goes out of his way to get me nice things. I don't have a job so I can't afford to buy him anything and I feel bad because there are so many things I wish I could get him. What can I do for him for Valentine's Day to show him how much I love and appreciate him?

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Dear Valentine,

While he's out of the house, make the biggest pillow fort possible. Make it cover the whole place! When he comes home, he should have to make a long journey through the winding ways of the fort, following a path laid out with rose petals, before finally reaching his goal - an undressed girlfriend! :snuggle: Warm him up for a bit and then release the bees!
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