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Where does the villain of FFVII buy his make up?
Sephoraoth.
What does Red XIII say when he sleeps in a hotel room?
No-knock-y.
Did you hear Vincent was sick?
Yeah, he was coffin in his sleep.
Why are there no Jews in FFVII?
BECAUSE OF THE JEW NON CANNON
How do you save gil on buying a Moogle doll at the Golden Saucer?
Use a kupon.
Ever since the plate fell in Sector 7 the drinks at the bar haven't been the same.
They're a little flat.
I don't get them.
What are Tifa's ambitions regarding Cloud?
To nibble heim
I'm not proud of that.
smurfing lost it at JEW NON CANNON
It's "kupon" that got me laughing for real, instead of groaning out an embarrassed chuckle. xD
Genius.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
What is Rapps' favourite chocolate bar?
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What is the most dangerous sexual act in the world of FFVII?
Death Blow
this.. is hilarious..
but i dont get the Spehiroth one
There is a make up brand called Sephora.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaibana
aaaaah ok! ty
When their makeup is drippin' at Honeybee Inn, the girls say, it's Mukki.
When the floors are all sticky with who-knows-what-that-is, the girls say, it's Mukki.
When there's goo on the doorknobs, no one can get in, the girls say, it's Mukki.
No matter how low the regulars go, hey, don't you know, it's Mukki.
Weather forecast for the northern midgar region: Kalm.
I tried to level up all the members of the party in FFVII, but it took so long, I couldn't Barrett.
kalm indeed, theres not a cloud in the airQuote:
Originally Posted by WildRaubtier
These are the worst jokes I have ever heard and you should be ashamed of yourselves.