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Cloud Strife arrested after DUI incident in Midgar
It has been revealed that local celebrity Cloud Strife was arrested after driving his motorcycle while under the influence of alcohol late in the evening of Monday night.
Witnesses claim that Strife had been participating in a 'Neknomination' challenge set by his comrade Barret Wallace in the popular bar, 7th Heaven. The owner of 7th Heaven, Tifa Lockhart, comments: "this is just what they do, Barret and Cloud are always up to something whether it's drinking jello shots, or holding each other upside down to drink a from a keg.... if they've seen it on the internet, they'll do it."
This image was taken from Barret's Facebook:
The cocktail in question is a mixture of Vodka, Gin, Chambord, and the mixture of a Hyper with a Speed Drink. A local who wished to remain unnamed spoke of the drink: "That drink is certainly a Nightmare. It gives you so much energy but it tastes disgusting. I don't know who invented that but they were having some kind of a joke. I'd rather wrestle a Behemoth than drink even a shot of it."
After downing the cocktail, Cloud left the bar and begin to ride his motorcycle in circles around the Midgar monument while exclaiming that he was the "Golden Chocobo" while brandishing a yellow traffic cone, his drunken act disrupted many of the sleeping locals. After a short while, Cloud seemed to suffer from a quick come-down, and lost control of the motorcycle, crashing it into a parked car. The police arrived shortly after and arrested him.
Cloud was detained overnight, it is unknown when he will be in court. One thing is for sure, that the locals have surely lost faith in Cloud Strife after this incident of late night tomfoolery.
