Having a Del-emma?

Never fear, the courageous and competent staff of Eyes on Fin-Del Fantasy is here to quell those issues. Just post any problems here and your friendly neighbourhood Fin-Del Fantasy staff will take care of it... the only way we know how.

I'm crying.

I'm sober.

We'll do our best to Del with your problems. Just like what one of the best CKs would have said in the past, "It's no Big Del."

Where's the open bar?

This will be the help ticket pic that will be put into your signature until the problem is resolved.

http://i.imgur.com/3VLgZFg.png

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Originally Posted by Sephex

I'm crying.

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Have a tissue! If that doesn't help or you're out of them use toilet paper.

Try to chew gum when you cut onions! You wont cry so much!

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Originally Posted by Spooniest

I'm sober.

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Get you some booze! Don't have booze? Mouthwash or cough syrup is a not very healthy alternative!

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Originally Posted by ToriJ

Where's the open bar?

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Spooniest has you covered.

I am having a Dilemma? Delemma? Del-Emma? I dunno. Anyways, I need to finish my writing prompt today, and I know what I want to write, but I'm just not feeling it.

Pls halp staff! You're my only hope

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Originally Posted by Jiro

Never fear, the courageous and competent staff of Eyes on Fin-Del Fantasy is here to quell those issues. Just post any problems here and your friendly neighbourhood Fin-Del Fantasy staff will take care of it... the only way we know how.

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How is that? Del-ightfully! Watch your language though, because Del-inquents will be banned!

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Originally Posted by shion

I am having a Dilemma? Delemma? Del-Emma? I dunno. Anyways, I need to finish my writing prompt today, and I know what I want to write, but I'm just not feeling it.

Pls halp staff! You're my only hope

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Use write or die! If you stop writing it'll start doing things to your text! So you better not stop! Power through it!

We'll be Del-ighted to help out a member in need. First thing you need to do is Delete all of your writing. Next, you Murder that writing prompt with the best writing that could kill the prompt.

Can someone direct me to the complaints department? I need to file a grievance with the new regime.

This is the complaints department. Tell us your issue, and we'll get rid of you^TM

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Originally Posted by Mercen-X

Can someone direct me to the complaints department? I need to file a grievance with the new regime.

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I can give you Loony BoB's phone number. Should be about 5:30am where he is.

Oh, yeah, I have his number too. Brilliant.