Men shaving your face!

What would you do if random men came up to you and started shaving your face?

I'd yell at them and ask what they think they're doing.

I'd probably assume it's some weird sort of come on and be very flattered, and disconcerted as hell about rejecting their advances I mean... DUDE! THEY HAVE BLADES AT MY FACE AND NECK!!!

I would be very nervous about the crowd of strangers approaching my hairless face with sharp implements.

They would ultimately find their mission frivolous.

I'd ask them if they were trying to clean me up and make me look good for my second head which you think is a good idea in another thread.

alternatively

My prestigious beard is invincible.

PUNCH FIRST, NO ONE TOUCHES WITHOUT MY LEAVE, ASK QUESTIONS AFTER.

Ask them if they could maybe give my hair a trim while they were at it.

Once they start with the shaving cream I would react with force before they got the blade too near my face to cause me damage from them flinching. It took me 6 years to grow a beard that wasnt pathetically thin and wispy.

Thank you, saves me the bloody bother of doing it.

Smack them! I don't shave that trouts evil! If any trimming is done to my facial hair it is with hair clippers.

First they take my facial hair

Then I take their lives

Five or less I kill them.

More than that I suppose they kill me.

well you know what i would just shave them right back

This is why I hate Wednesdays.