I'm thinking a giant starfish might be kinda awesome. I mean, starfish are terrifying.
I'm thinking a giant starfish might be kinda awesome. I mean, starfish are terrifying.
I wouldn't just ride into battle.
I would BOUNCE into battle!
On my trusty steed:
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I would ride a flying octopus
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Tonight I'm going to have myself a real good time
I feel ali-i-i-ive.
And the world is turning inside out
floating around in ecstasy...
Bear Cav reporting
None because I don't want to have to worry about the animal dying :(
A mammoth is really the only acceptable answer.
Probably a dragon, you know I took this test on mythological creatures that you would represent and it said a unicorn. BECAUSE I'M SPECIAL. So maybe a unicorn, but I want mine to stand out. So it has to be black.
And fly. There a LeBron James Pegasus. Final answer.
EDIT: I lied, a TERRY CREWD Pegasus. That comes with old-spice so I don't smell in-between my battle incase, you know a female soldier suddenly changes her mind from slaughtering me in battle to an abrupt halt and make-out right in the middle of the battle while we ride off on my Pegasus into a beautiful starry sunset above the clouds. Graphic enough?
Ever since I have played Lords of Magic back when I was a kid I have wanted to ride a big ol' white tiger like the Warrior Lord of Chaos did!
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Dragon, plzkthx.
Thestrals represent.
I would probably ride in on the Cosmic Owl.
I'd have to default to a walrus. This has the benefit of being really slow on land, so by the time I got there the fighting would be all over and I wouldn't have to die. ...unless my side lost, I guess, and in which case, well, smurf. Better slowly waddle back the other way!
A dragon with a cat head spitting acid.
Also the name of my upcoming grindcore album.