Breeding chocobos

So today I started my education on breeding chocobos and my conclusion is: they're a pain in the arse! I thought it was gonna be fun! I mean how many bloody greens can one oversized chicken eat?! :mad:

Honestly, money isn't really an issue in this game so getting 99 of the needed Greens is the easy part, its the annoying racing through the ranks of the Chocobo Derby with a Chocobo that curbstomps everything but one guy that is tedious and boring and then it's dealing with the RNG to get you Green and Blue Chocobos as opposite genders that are the real hassle.

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Originally Posted by Wolf Kanno

Its the annoying racing through the ranks of the Chocobo Derby with a Chocobo that curbstomps everything but one guy that is tedious and boring

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Should have done what I did. Set it to automatic for the B and C ranks and use that time to do the dishes. Saved me a boatload of time.

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Originally Posted by MissH

So today I started my education on breeding chocobos and my conclusion is: they're a pain in the arse! I thought it was gonna be fun! I mean how many bloody greens can one oversized chicken eat?! :mad:

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If you are only in it for the materia you should probably follow this guide:



Makes the whole breeding process so much easier.

You're not breeding them probably if it's giving you a pain in the arse.

In fact, that's disgusting. Shame on you! >:[

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Originally Posted by Quin

You're not breeding them probably if it's giving you a pain in the arse.

In fact, that's disgusting. Shame on you! >:[

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What can I say, I'm a kinky bitch.

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Originally Posted by MissH

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Originally Posted by Quin

You're not breeding them probably if it's giving you a pain in the arse.

In fact, that's disgusting. Shame on you! >:[

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What can I say, I'm a kinky bitch.

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Oh my! This thread has turned quickly... :cactuar:

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Originally Posted by Uchu

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Originally Posted by MissH

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Originally Posted by Quin

You're not breeding them probably if it's giving you a pain in the arse.

In fact, that's disgusting. Shame on you! >:[

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What can I say, I'm a kinky bitch.

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Oh my! This thread has turned quickly... :cactuar:

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Ha, seriously. xD I just managed to stiffle my laughter when reading this at work.

So this happened yesterday...
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I can't believe how jammy she's been breeding these Chocobos.

- caught and trained 3 great Chocobos - 1 girl, 2 boys
- bred one of the boys and the girl twice - 2 green Chocobos (male and female)
- Bred the other boy with the girl... Bam - 1 blue chocobo
- After getting a female black chocobo she got 4 Chocobos (1 round) from Icicle Inn - 3 weak ones and... Bam - 1 male Wonderful chocobo.
- gets Gold chocobo in record time

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Originally Posted by Bubba

I can't believe how jammy she's been breeding these Chocobos.

- caught and trained 3 great Chocobos - 1 girl, 2 boys
- bred one of the boys and the girl twice - 2 green Chocobos (male and female)
- Bred the other boy with the girl... Bam - 1 blue chocobo
- After getting a female black chocobo she got 4 Chocobos (1 round) from Icicle Inn - 3 weak ones and... Bam - 1 male Wonderful chocobo.
- gets Gold chocobo in record time

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:D Smug as smurf

Well... Okay... Sure.

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