If you could be any EoFFer for a day who would you be?

I'd be Loony BoB and I'd mess with his computer and move all of his spreadsheets around and uninstall internet explorer huehuehuehuehuehuehueheuheueheuehueheheuheuheuhuehueheuheuheuheuheueheuheuheuhe

I'd be Quin so I could spend my day at the buttflakes factory contributing my buttflakes into products where they are required.

I'd be kotora.

Cuz he's cool.

I'd be Psychotic so I can listen to people's money problems and then tell them, "Sorry, I can't help you." And then they'll put a gypsy curse on me after they die that I can only remove if I say a certain phrase to their dead corpse and then make them eat the paper the phrase is on and then make them eat the paper, but it doesn't work so I get pulled to the depths of Hell. Then I switch back to myself.

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Originally Posted by Shiny

I'd be Psychotic so I can listen to people's money problems and then tell them, "Sorry, I can't help you." And then they'll put a gypsy curse on me after they die that I can only remove if I say a certain phrase to their dead corpse and then make them eat the paper the phrase is on and then make them eat the paper, but it doesn't work so I get pulled to the depths of Hell. Then I switch back to myself.

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I think you're already Psychotic with a post like that xD

demon dude
so i could make a second account and post something about cats or diamonds or whatever

I'd be shion because she seems to always find something positive about whatever situation she's in.

The Miller Family Dog

I'd be Shiny because she's a smurfing baller. Literally the coolest person you'll ever meet in your entire life.

Genuinely disappointed nobody has copy pasted the RSL answer.

No should want to be me.

It isn't worth the weight.




















































































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I'd be in Bob's role and delete everyone who does not want to pay.

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

Genuinely disappointed nobody has copy pasted the RSL answer.

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First thing I thought of.

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Originally Posted by I'd be RSL

I'd start of my day with a nice long stretch.

*strrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch*

Then I would hug all 2,342,332 of my giant stuffed Eeyore's and proceed to the kitchen for a hearty breakfast of Mountain Dew and bellybutton lint and mushrooms, since apparently I can't afford anything else. Then I'd put on my dad's super cool cowboy boots, and trim my beard. After that, KB would probably come in my apartment uninvited and a hug my beard. I would stare at him.

*staaaaaaaaaaaaare*

Then, it's into my racecar, and off to the lumbery place I work, where I would look over the invoices for hardwood maple poplar 2x3432's. I would get these from my secretary, Liz MacIntosh.

Hi Liz.

What's that? The invoices didn't come in! Tragedy! Get headquarters on the phone, woman! We have a situation on our hands!

I would continue flapping about like a chicken until it was time for work to end. Then I would go home, log on to #eoff and talk to that wonderful, kind, beautiful and spirited lady known as foa.

Me: Hi foa
foa: RSL
Me: what?
foa: *throws RSL to Moscow*

Then I would chill in Moscow for a while (haha! chill) and kill a Russian widow with naught but my bare hands and a tube of chapstick. Then I would ride foa's jetski back to my house for a well deserved rest.

Man, what a boring day. :/

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I'd be Del. I'd spend the day taking selfies and post them to the four corners of the internet and everywhere in between.

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Originally Posted by krissy

demon dude
so i could make a second account and post something about cats or diamonds or whatever

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Ooooo that's a good one.