The things we do for our pets

I'm in a very contorted and uncomfortable position so that my cat can sleep and snore on me comfortablly

What are some minor sacrifices you make for your pets*?




*Spouses/partners may be included

For two and a half years I slept in a twin bed and had to also contort myself so my 65 lb dog and beast cat could also sleep in the bed with me.

Basically let my cat stay in my face (she loves propping her face next to mine and just letting it sit there and/or rubbing it) no matter what I am trying to watch, play, or accomplish. And basically letting my cat have free reign over my place with the exception of the kitchen counter tops.

I pay for the rent and utilities.

I hereby volunteer to be Yams's pet. I am not cute, flurry, soft, or nice. I will probably clean up after myself most of the time, though.

Be warned. I only give baths in the summer. Although I will comb out any excess hair if I notice you shedding.

*takes notes for *EoFF fan fiction*

Scout has a really fancy water fountain because she knocks regular water dishes over. It cost a lot of money.

She also has hundreds of dollars of toys, a fancy cat pheromone calming diffuser (which was expensive), and when she sits on my lap she can sit there for as long as she likes, even if my bladder is about to burst.

She also gets the fanciest, most expensive food that she will eat (if it's too fancy she doesn't like it.)

I get a quarter of the bed, boyfriend gets a quarter, and a 7 lb cat gets a half. Sleep me just doesn't want to bother her so she ends up just laying next to me to taking up the whole bed.

I also can't lay on the couch without sharing it with two 60 lb dogs. But they are all good cuddle buddies :jess:

I usually am sandwiched between a dog and cat in bed at any given moment. It's actually painful because you can't move without waking up them up.

I used to always give one of my puppies the film/skin off the top of my boiled hot chocolate milk. He used to know when I was making it too, so he'd come and sit at my feet and wag his little tail until I gave him it off the spoon too :p

Bit naughty, but I used to let my dog Blue lick my glass at Christmas when I'd finished my Baileys - he fricking loved creamy stuff so much he would put on the big eyes for sure if there was a glass of milk around, or a hot chocolate.. or even a Baileys. Silly doggy, I miss him so much :(

There are also some sad things I've done for dying pets but nobody wants to hear those stories.

>>> I spend the money I should use for videogames on my cat..:luca:

Every time I make a pepperoni sandwich I take one extra pepperoni out of the pack to give to my cat.

I buy my cat expensive food and lots of toys. He also gets LOTS of attention and love. The one thing he would really like that I do not allow is biting. He really wants to bite everything.

Suffer! I take Zrytec because apparently I'm allergic to 2/3 of my doggies.