Which would you rather?

I think this is an important question that needs to be addressed

Which would I rather be? Which would I rather fight? Which would I rather have sex with.

Both is the answer to all of those questions.

Maybe it's which would you rather eat?

Definitely which would you rather have cappuccino with

It's open to interpretation

Hmm. The mystery of this poll will eventually be revealed. We just have to stare at it a little longer.

Sharks are cool.

Well then in that case I can't even.

freaking shark with freaking lasers

A dolphin with an eye patch and a machine gun.

Easy poll is easy.

No corgi option. Poll is bunk.