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Best one I ever heard was when the guy told me it was okay to go home with him because I was his wife's type too.
The worst pickup line I ever had used on me was "I would **** you if you were my sister"
I can't think of some good ones but there are some that I've found cute. I think it really depends on if you like the person. If you don't it sounds stupid but if you do then it's funny.That explains why I laugh at all of sharky's dumb jokes.
MY STICK, YOUR HOLE.
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