Foods with funny and/or rude-sounding names

Can you share any amusing examples with us? Here in Britain, we have such culinary marvels as...

Toad in the Hole

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A traditional English dish consisting of sausages in Yorkshire pudding batter, often served with vegetables and onion gravy.

Spotted Dick

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A pudding traditionally made with suet and dried fruit and often served with custard. It is made from a flat sheet of suet pastry sprinkled with dried fruit, which is then rolled up into a circular pudding.

Pigs in a blanket :D

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Originally Posted by Bri

Pigs in a blanket :D

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They're cute AND delicious. What more do you want?

I nominate faggots as my rude sounding food of choice. The jokes write themselves, really.

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Originally Posted by Mr Brain's Website

The home of Britain's best loved faggots

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Originally Posted by Wikipedia

In 2004, a radio commercial for the UK supermarket chain Somerfield, in which an American man rejects his wife's suggested dinner saying "I've got nothing against faggots, I just don't fancy them" was found to have breached the Advertising and Sponsorship Code and was banned by the industry regulator Ofcom.

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They're made from off-cuts and offal, but especially pork, minced together into a rough ball shape. My mother loves them, and I always tease her about them from time to time.

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Originally Posted by Formalhaut

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Originally Posted by Bri

Pigs in a blanket :D

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They're cute AND delicious. What more do you want?

I nominate faggots as my rude sounding food of choice. The jokes write themselves, really.

http://spainsburys.com/media/Mr_Brai...ots_4_Pack.jpg

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Originally Posted by Mr Brain's Website

The home of Britain's best loved faggots

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Originally Posted by Wikipedia

In 2004, a radio commercial for the UK supermarket chain Somerfield, in which an American man rejects his wife's suggested dinner saying "I've got nothing against faggots, I just don't fancy them" was found to have breached the Advertising and Sponsorship Code and was banned by the industry regulator Ofcom.

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They're made from off-cuts and offal, but especially pork, minced together into a rough ball shape. My mother loves them, and I always tease her about them from time to time.

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I had them and thought they were delicious, just that when I heard the name at first I thought it sounded funny. I have to make it sometime though.

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One-eyed chicken.

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Polish name for pepper is "pieprz" and here's the funny thing:
"Pieprzyć" means "to use pepper" or "to smurf something/somebody"... XD

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Originally Posted by Zanmato

Polish name for pepper is "pieprz" and here's the funny thing:
"Pieprzyć" means "to use pepper" or "to smurf something/somebody"... XD

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Ooh, that reminds me. There's this joke about a Polish guy trying to order a rare steak at a restaurant. In Polish, the word for rare is "krwisty", which means full of blood.

So the guy says:

"I'd like a bloody steak. What do you recommend on the side?"

And the waiter says:

"How about some smurfing potatoes?"

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English people call sausages 'bangers', Australian people call boobs 'bangers'.

Kumquat.