Revels

In this thread let's discuss how Revels are the worst.

For those not in the know, Revels are chocolates that were sent from HELL to annoy. It's a variety bag of rather awful or bland flavours. Orange, coffee, toffee, raisin, chocolate, Malteser, nut....

They all sound okay right? Wrong. This is a bag of chocolate sent to mock you. You love the Maltesers! So why are there only 2 in the bag and 9 coffee ones?! What's with that?

I only ever get Revels if my mum or Stepdad go out and buy a sharer bag each for a treat. They may as well just punch me in the face! Nobody wants this Russian roulette of chocolate... Just buy a bag of Maltesers or BUTTONS and skip the troutty ones!

Blech!

Yeah, the balance is way out. Too many coffee and funky orange flavoured ones.

It's like the candy company knows which ones are trouty and they load the bag with them just to punk children.

I am always cheated by them! Chocolate orange is delicious and coffee is delicious so how do they make them so gross?!?

I think they do it just to laugh at us all when they see sales.

The chocolate counters are amazing though and I wish they would bring those out on their own. I know galaxy do some but the Revels ones are a bit nicer

Sounds like my wife would adore it since she loves coffee candies