Please lend me your assistance [EoFF HELP]

My dear brothers & sisters from Eoff, It had been a good many years since I joined this wonderful community. There had been nothing but joy & merriment throughout my time here. For this, I know I can share everything and anything with everyone. Even my most sensitive & private matter.

I have taken up the task to sanitize my humble lavatory ever since i get a burning sensation after operating on it. I found a colony of poo that have turned sentient prepared for war and a bald overweighed lifeform made of poo & piss trying to crawl out of the bowl like Sadako. He claimed to be Quin. :(

What should I do about this, my dear friend? What should I wear to ensure I could complete my quest without being defiled? :(

continue to poo and piss on the quin, making it stronger

Call the exterminator

1-800-MANUS

This is identity theft. I live in your sink. Ignore the toilet monster; he is a deceiver and a traitor.

Thank you for the advice guys. I have decided to seal my lavatory and use the trees like the puppies. :bigsmile:

But I have another problem. I was combing my hair with a broom as usual when I received an invitation to a drug party by the prince in his castle. I must be home by midnight for the late night repeat telecast of Teletubbies though. What should I leave behind before I scram so that he could identify me next time for all future filthy parties? :(

trout in his bed?

Christmas, what the smurf are you talking about?

How could you be so judgemental and insensitive? I shared my life and you dismissed it. You hurted my delicate feelings. :(

No, Psy's right.

Even for your normal caliber of posts that one was complete gobbledygook.

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Originally Posted by Lone Wolf Leonhart

Even for your normal caliber of posts that one was complete gobbledygook.

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Thank you! :bigsmile:

Christmas, I hereby apologise to you for not responding appropriately to your thread about how Quin is literally comprised of human excrement.

Thank you Psychotic for your kind understanding. I am glad we reached a common understanding on this thread about Quin being literally comprised of human excrement. :bigsmile:

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Originally Posted by Christmas

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Originally Posted by Lone Wolf Leonhart

Even for your normal caliber of posts that one was complete gobbledygook.

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Thank you! :bigsmile:

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Don't flip me that bird :colbert:

Only this bird :chocobo: