How you know you've been playing too much ff

how you know you been playing too much ff

1. you get in a fight at school and you threaten to summon Ifrit

2. you're friend dies and you try to give him a pheonix down but it doesn't work.

3. you train every day to try to raise you're level.

4. you look around factories to try and find materia.

5. you go to walmart in the gun section to remodel you're gunblade.

6. you look for moogles to save so if you die you can start from that point.

7. you brag to your friends that you used to know Sephiroth

8. every time you beat something you hum the victory tune.

9.you try to change your job and learn new abilities

10.whenever someone is talking about horses you correct them and say "chocobos".

11.you try to make a blitzball pool.

12. you find marbles and call them materia


see how many you can come up with.
i'll get back on this when i think of more.

- You're looking for the new number of Timer Maniacs down at the local store.

You name your Dog Red XIII
You go "Wop wop wop wop wop" in place of a laugh
You keep calling your money gil
You make a blow up doll after a female character (Selphie)
You get cancer and claim to have "Mako Poisoning"

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Originally posted by Ultima_Paladin
how you know you been playing too much ff

8. every time you beat something you hum the victory tune.

11. you try to make a blitzball pool.

12. you find marbles and call them materia.

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I do those things. I hum the FFVII victory tune whenever I get a good grade on a test, my friend created a game in his pool that was a lot like blitzball and I called it blitzball, and I used to call marbles materia.

- You see a girl at school wearing a thong. Thinking she's Kuja in disguise, you attempt to go into a trance and try to use Grand Lethal...? (Tch, that's the best I could possibly think of.)

You plan debates throught school on which is cooler 7 or 8

Your name is Joel Holmes

You are using some kind of program to make a 2D fighting game starring several FF characters in it.

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Originally posted by Ultima_Paladin
12. you find marbles and call them materia

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>>> I do that..

- when you walk in to other peoples houses ,look around, and then leave.

-when you are on multiple fourms online about final fantasy

-you call your mechanic cid

-you reply to a "you know you've played to much ff when.." thread

You create and/or respond to threads like "OMG, teh cutest guy in any FF!!1!" and "Who is the hottest girl in final fantasy!".

Come on, it's just a video game people!

-You run around with some marbles stuck to a plastic sword, screaming "Fire 3 Fire 3!"

- When your teacher gives you a bad grade, you say "Meteor Will Destroy You"

- And when they give you a GOOD grade, you say "Meteor will spare you when it comes"

- You scream at some random guy tarring the road, screaming "DON'T SUMMON METEOR!"

- When your girlfriend/boyfriend has a main part in the school play, you crawl along the rafters and search for a certain octopus...

- You wait at your local train station and challenge every train that comes through to a fight. When no response comes, you leapt of the platform and start attacking it with your plastic sword.

- You call the school bully a pansy, and then draw a picture of a monster then comand it to come to life. You then get your ass kicked.

- You challenge the SAME bully again, only this time you summon your GF. But nothing happens. You then switch to defence mode and pray.

- You and your brother argue who's the REAL Angel of Death. Then you have to rescue him from inside a tree.

- You try and make your own Blitzball team, and are somewhat surprised when none of you can hold your breath, and end up in hospital.

- You hum a different theme for your house, school, your friend's houses, the mall and travelling.

- You collect fossils and demand them to turn into Espers.

- You and a friend re-enact Seifer and Squall's duel so you can get those kick ass scars.

- You and an ENEMY re-enact Seifer and Squall's duel so you can get those kick ass scars.

- You call your English teacher "Mr Thou"

13. When you can write a FF guide off the top of your head.

- When you try to suplex a train
- When you walk through fields and forests looking for monsters to fight
- When you collect all the piano collection CDs and learn how to play the songs
- When you consider getting custom license plates with FF related text
- When you have overworld music playing in your head while walking outside
- When you want to dress as an FF character for Halloween
- When you teach your parate(sp?) to say "Kupo!"
- When you play through a certain FF game more than twice a year
- When you go around town looking for weapon and armor shops
- When you have FF related usernames for all non-FF related things on the net

- you get a knife and slash some random dude and claim that he won't die because he's level 100

- instead of speaking an actual language, you go "kupo kupo kupoooooooo" and expect someone to know what you're saying

- kuppoooo kupo kupooo kupo

- you let the bully take the first punch because your ATB gauge is still filling

- you write to a PS mag saying this:

"I have found an error in Final Fantasy VII, FFVIII, FFIX and probably a few other games. On the world map, going off the top edge brings you to the bottom, and going of the left side brings you to the right(and vice versa). At some point in each of those three games, the world you're traveling though is a sphere. But that's impossible, given the way the world map is. If you take a piece of paper and make the two opposite edges meet, then wrap the resulting cyclinder around to make the other two edges meet, you would find that the worlds for FFVII-IX are shaped like...donuts. Do you think Squaresoft will ever fix this?

- you breed a chicken and an ostrich to each other so you get a chocobo and then you try to encourage chocobo racing as an after school activity.

- you write up a list of "You know you play too much FF when.."

- when you are convinced that planes move because of "Mist"

- when you have a girl in the room and play "Eyes on Me" or "Melodies of Life" as the romantic music

- when you do the above with "One Winged Angel"

- when you ask someone to beat you up so you can check out you very own limit break/trance/overdrive.

- when you do a victory pose after you beat the hell out of an innocent bystander on the street.

when picked on at school you will want to "knock them all down"

when you teach your self al bhed

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Originally posted by muchacho
when you teach your self al bhed

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