World Domination

Mwhahahaha, soon my laser shall be used to take over the world, mwhahahahahaha.

But what should be my policies when I rule this big green and blue marble?

Any ideas?

Give all foodstuffs to Joel and don't bother me.

Eating fish and eventually becoming one with fish.

Institute a pie eating contest

People should need a license to breed.

Make me your Grand Vizier.

You should make it compulsary for schools/colleges to teach classes on perfecting FF games, beating Weapons, breeding chocobos and so on. Or at least have special game-playing times. Yeah I'm just sulking about my lack of time to play games right now xD

Grand Vizier of Chaos? he sucks. xD

I'm reminded of this misanthrope i went to high school with who said he wanted to take over the world and then he would kill everyone who wasn't as smart as he was. I pointed out that then he would be possibly the stupidest person in the world. That shut him up.

Hmm?

I'm up for:
* Final fantasy Lessons
* Licenses to breed then I can reduce the number of potential heros
* and the pie eating contest so far

More ideas are welcome.

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Kill me before I kill you. :)

I am INVINIBLE, mwhahahahha

Nah, I won't need to kill you, I'll just make you president of Greenland.

Give me a secret island hideaway equipped with hi-tech gadgetry and (controllable!) supernatural forces.

=D?

. . . I believe you should convert everyone to worship the Penguin Gods. ^_^