Funny chat conversations.

There has to be plenty of these saved on your computers. So spread the laughter..

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[tate] Ever see What Women Want?
[Tony] yea, i look in the mirror all the time

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[kohupiimakook] how can u connect two computers
[kohupiimakook] like lan, but without ethernet card
[suksu] with glue maybe

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[mh_] str8 up mf i was afkin 4 a sec & that mutha goes all stfu on me
[mh_] wtf? 4 nothin at all
* harm consults Oxford's Non-Abridged Gangsta Abbreviations Explicator
[mh_] gtof
* harm consults harder

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[Rjx] heh, kids need to learn through experience
[Rjx] you can't teach a person, you can only help them teach themselves
[Gauge] So they can gain levels, Rjx?
[Video`] I'm level 75 in life.
[Gauge] "BabyRjx gains a level! BabyRjx is now ToddlerRjx!"
* Rjx is level 34
* Rjx has learned "walk"
[Video`] Level 34 and you -just- learned walk?
[Video`] n00b.

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[Asmodeus] I hav3 to g3t a n3w k3yboard off my par3nts, brb.
[Kur0Tenshi] Why?
[Asmodeus] Th3 k3y b3tw33n th3 W and R k3y is brok3n.
[Kur0Tenshi] What keys that?

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[Nash] YES…they caught the bastard who made the blaster virus
[Nash] looks like he will be getting 10 yrs max in prison
[DDR4life] serves him right
[DROSS] Someone is soon going to discover how strangely painful the shower hour in prison is
[FiringSquad] He’ll probably catch a different type of virus in prison
[LexiusTheGenuis] poor kids virginity is going to the recycle bin
[Sczoyd] cellmates will probably be giving him some rather large uploads
[Antibig] theyll be installing some new hardware in his rectum
[FiringSquad] looks like his unprotected port is going to be probed
[Sczoyd] I hope he doesnt mind other men using his hard drive
[JSP] a roll like him is going to get rolled a lot
[Sczoyd] his prison mates are going to have a lot of fun with their new laptop
[ShinKurro] someone will find out a new way to spread viruses
[Nash] okay, that wasn’t really called for

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[kow`] "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
[SpaceRain] That's only 2 types of people, kow.
[SpaceRain] STUPID

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[tag] Ouroboros: lets play Pong
[Ouroboros] Ok.
[tag] | .
[Ouroboros] . |
[tag] | .
[Ouroboros] . |
[tag] | .
[Ouroboros] | .
[Ouroboros] Whoops

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[mage] what should I give sister for unzipping?
[Kevyn] Um. Ten bucks?
[mage] no I mean like, WinZip?

Tag your it. *points*

Hm, I remember the time when I was still a little bit funny. *_@

There should be quotes thread somewhere around here, if you take a look few pages back. It's full of funny and non-funny stuff.

[Walty] Quoting bash is like masturbating, people know you do it.

*thumbs up* @ Nait

Pureghettopika: George Clinton
[name deleted]: lmfao
PGP: haha
[name deleted]: Did you know he's real?
PGP: WTF

*editor's note: George Clinton was originally invented as an amalagated name of your last two presidents (Bill Bush wasn't as funny). It turned out the GC was actually some vice president or something way back in the day. He's also a jazz musician or something. We had lots of fun with the name GC way back in the day though.

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Funny conversations? Sorry, I can't remember the last time I had one of those.

I'm a bit too serious for my own good, methinks.

Well, I have many of them, but they're all in danish and I don't really feel like translating them... sorry :)

CatWithProzac: and then the guy said to the horse, "Hey why the long face?"
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CatWithProzac: tits says you suck
ed182die: How long is tits staying over?
CatWithProzac: forever
ed182die: wow
CatWithProzac: untill he gets eds forlorn hope
ed182die: o
CatWithProzac: he sis strahgling me
CatWithProzac: ok he's done
ed182die: I hope its by your neck
ed182die: ^^
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(-1) No, I try to stay away from relationships
(@-2) I remember that
(-1) A pain in the arse, they are
(Zipster) only the gay ones man.
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Those are the most recent ones...

[Lizzy] (9:48:25 PM): Whatcha up to?
[Me] (9:48:49 PM): Nada. Just finished watching House On Haunted Hill not too long ago.
[Lizzy] (9:49:04 PM): Ahhh.
[Lizzy] (9:49:06 PM): Good?
[Me] (9:49:17 PM): Well, the black man survived a horror movie... so that's something new to me.
[Lizzy] (9:49:24 PM): Lmao.

One time I had a really great AIM chat with FABIO! But, it's saved on my other computer :(

His name was:

Fabio4Giggles



He's best friends with Mik!

Some of my bash favorites:

[Th3No0b] Im going to be the next hitler
[Th3No0b] Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
[RageAgainsttheAmish] why the clown
[Th3No0b] See? no one cares about the jews
[RageAgainsttheAmish] lmao

[WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs] i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
[XeNoX] Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.

[darklink570] :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou: is like the luigi to goatse's mario

Tub girl doesnt even phase me anymore. goatse's does though...eww that stuffs nasty.

<3 bash.org

I liked the mass transit one.