The number one reason why I stopped listening to current rap music.
Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to Chingy.

This person is a humiliation to mankind. He mutilated the english language, and now all the kids who listen to his crap are talking like sporks, with thurr stupid sporks. Oh, but it be cool. I don't curr about what people say hurr and thurr. Errbody is doing it, and it's getting to the point that it's so stupid. Chingy, yurr still young, and yurr rapping about getting tipsy in clubs, hitting girls at the holidae in, and crap. Wurr's yurr sense of dignity? You've ruined rap. I hate you and yurr stupid crap. Do everyone a service and stop talking like you have a slurring problem, and speak normal for a ****ing change.