Worst gift?

What was the worst gift that anyone had ever gave you?

Mine it was a sleppers dogs, when I was 14... so................................................. :(

A friend was desperate to get rid of his decade-old bar of 'Official ET Movie Soap' so he gave it to me. It was a gift, so I'm morally obliged not to throw it out. That was over half a decade ago... that thing's actually a relic from the '80s, and it's complete and in the original packaging, so it's probably worth a fortune to some obsessed collector:p

Sell it on ebay for a penny and demand ppl pay for shipping.

I've never had thoughtless gifts, but I *DO* have some things that I might as well throw away: a M&M hollowed out figurine that I'm supposed to put M&Ms inside (I ate them all already), for example. I can't think of anything else, because I usually just throw things away without remembering what they are.

Morally obligated not to throw away? My sir, your morals are beyond reproach.

Oddly enough, a "Make your own crystal" thingy. I threw out the crystal-stuffs and the rocks it came with, kept the container and put other presents in it and kept the magnifying glass (although it sucks in comparison to the one I already have, to be honest) which also came with it.

Tan gloves from old navy.

A pack of 5 multi-colored pencils with my first name on them -___-.

an application for mcdonalds or a plastic nurses kit... my brothers are evil....

A wig.

I don't know why... but someone gave me a wig before.

I was forced to shovel dog messes throughout my entire backyard ( on the day of my birfday).

My friend gave me a shoelace. But just the one. He could have atleast given me 2.

See . . . I'd enjoy odd, random gifts like that. The worst gifts ever are the completely thoughtless bath and body BS women give each other.

. . . although one year I got a stick. *Sighs* I miss my stick. :cry:

I was a 16 when my granny gave me some fabric that I can make a sheet to myself. Great, and I really love doing sheets :mad2:

Next time she should gave some scrap to my brother " do a car for yourself "

A copy of "Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles" for my NES.

Hoo boy, that game sucked.

A black shirt with a large neon green fish on the front.

Warm hand. :cry: I mean a handshake.

I remmeber when I was a little kid, I was expecting a huge present from my uncle, and he just said: " I'll give you a warm handshake". >< :mad2: