I just went to a God-awful talent show at my high school. It sucked, except for the breakdancing.
Do you have any talents? (Eating doesn't count, Joel.)
(Neither does Street Fighter.)
(You know what, just don't post, Joel.)
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I just went to a God-awful talent show at my high school. It sucked, except for the breakdancing.
Do you have any talents? (Eating doesn't count, Joel.)
(Neither does Street Fighter.)
(You know what, just don't post, Joel.)
My talent is not having any talents.
Eating is too a talent! *pouts*
You're not the boss of me, Linus.
I can break something without even realizing it, I can injure people without trying, I can defeat any man, woman, or child in any fighting game (except Super Smash Brothers, the only fighting game I suck at) I can make red stoplights turn green by stairing at them.
I'm a good standup comic too, I went to a high school talent show doing stand up two years ago and got 2nd place.
Oh and yes, I can eat three pizzas the size of Kiddie pools without stopping for digestion.
Welcome to kindergarten, folks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Joel
I'm double jointed in my fingers. And that's pretty much it.
Wow, you are quite talented, Joel. You got me beat.
EDIT:What? It was funny! *puts Ashley on time-out*Quote:
Originally Posted by TheAbominatrix
I can spit my chew 30 ft. is that a talent?
No, that is disgusting.
I can't do anything remotely cool or talented.
I can twist my thumb around so it looks like it's on my hand backwards.
I have the ability to pull anything out of my, errr...anus. (stupid swearing rule)
I can kill people.
This only proves that you've spent way too much time at Kindercare.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Guns don't kill people, Yams kills people. Preferably Ashley.
So can I, wanna see?Quote:
Originally Posted by Yamaneko