1. Your stealth abilities vary depending on whether the people you're sneaking past have a "!" sign above their head.
2. You give everything some kind of lame codename
3. You call your Celphone a "Codec"
4. You claim that nanomachines take over your body and they suppress your appitite so you go without eating for 5 days only to pass out from hunger.
Add to this list.
61. You need scissors.
There is nothing anyone could possibly say in this thread that would top this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryűkishi
You wander around, crouched under boxes.
You start to notice security cameras everywhere.
You have a mullet.
You start smoking to see if they help you get past bank security
And so does everyone else you meet, inlcuding presidential bodyguards and elite commandos.[q=Dark_Paladin_Cecil]You wander around, crouched under boxes.[/q]And genuinely believe that nobody is going to notice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark_Paladin_Cecil
*You think that nobody'll notice you if you're standing right beside to them, since you're outside their "field of view".
*You like to crawl in narrow spaces, 'cause you think that lets you go into "intrusion mode" and move around in first-person view.
*You think you can cause a panic by neutralising a security guard, then wait for five minutes until everyone "returns to their positions" and acts like nothing ever happened.
*La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo.
*You don't trust the military - all the regular soldiers are dangerously stupid, and all the elites are terrorists. Always.
*You don't own a first-aid kit or SCUBA gear; instead you constantly carry freeze-dried rations. Everyone knows that they can restore LIFE.
*You think that every woman you ever meet is going to die a painful death.
*Irregular Special Forces operatives can withstand a dozen Stinger missiles, so why do we bother with tanks and planes during wartime?
*Events have a strange way of repeating themselves several times over, but there's always a lame yet convoluted excuse.
*You think that the world's best philosophers are all either teenaged university students or middle-aged mercenaries.
[q=Shoyku][q=Kawaii Ryűkishi]61. You need scissors.[/q]There is nothing anyone could possibly say in this thread that would top this.[/q]Agreed.
You become a Colinal in the marines and you tell your crew that in order to open a secured door you must "Stand in front of the door and press the X button, and the door should open.
Name:
I'm like you, I have no name.
Age:
Old enough to know what death looks like.
Address:
I'm a nomad, too.
Work experience:
I'm just a man who's good at what he does - killing.
What skill do you have with specialised equipment?
We're not tools of the government, or anyone else.
What can you bring to our company?
I don't give a crap about you or your company!
How do you feel our company can help you succeed?
You'll just slow me down.
Do you prefer to work alone or in a team?
Are you an Otaku too?
Describe your upbringing and early life:
I was born on the battlefield... raised on the battlefield... gunfire, sirens and screams - those were my lullabies.
Marital status:
I have no-one - nothing except the unit. Nothing else matters to me!
What is your opinion of discipline and enforcement in the workplace?
I don't blame you for wanting me dead.
when you stay close to the wall when ur walking around at home thinking there are camera's around
When u call a food....a ration...
When you think ur in the range of a sniper...
Don't joke about that! I really am!Quote:
Originally Posted by *ETERNAL FANTASY*
Well, there goes anything I ever had.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryűkishi
When you try to hide under a cardboard box to get out of cleaning your room
(Tried this)
*When you catch fire and try to put it out by changing costume REALLY quickly
*when you carry some coolant spray with you where ever you go
*when you try to diffuse a bomb but shooting things
*when this works
*when you make a chaff grenade out of some torn up tinfoil and a firecracker
you think that a bandana will give you infinte buttlets
I tried that once, the electical equipment blew up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Maxico