Request

Pet forum, please. Ruff.

Uh, no.

But I wrote such a nice poem for you...

Arf.

What? Dogs can't write.

Obviously not.

Rawr.

While we're at it, let's have a sarcasm forum, a food forum and a wrestling forum, too.

Note: I expect these requests to be taken seriously.

General Chat is the pet forum.

How about a 'Sit Down and be Quiet' forum?

Newbie: hi i'm new. this place looks great. how are you?
Kishi: Sit Down and be Quiet. *Closes*

Just imagine!

Bad dog.