Final Fantasy Jokes!!

To all of the the humourous posters! please post your Final Fantasy based jokes like why did the chocobo cross the road.... or what do you get if you cross Vivi with Sephiroth....
I need to be laughing off my moogle off! :D :tongue: :love:
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A dark, powerful knight with a light, girlish name!
A dude who looks like a dudette!
A hot chick with amnesia!
A guy with a sword which is twice his size!
A really annoying monkey!
A girl with dodgey robes!
What next! A woman who dresses like a rabbit!
That's Final Fantasy For You!

It says mine is bigger than yours!

Êtes-vous française, Divinity?

There's no need to be so formal.

>>> Lots of FF jokes..

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