The Classic EoFF'er To Do Checklist

Classic EoFF’er To Do Checklist

1. Get involved in an online relationship with someone from EoFF.
2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).
3. Have a phone call from Loony BoB.
4. Have a postcard from the Postcard Bandits.
5. Join in the EoFF Triathlon.
6. Fail to submit at least one of your entries for the EoFF Triathlon.
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
10. Have The Man / Aaron tell you to join Fool’s Gold.
11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.
12. Have Skwowwy and/or clout help you out with a computer-related problem.
13. Have Spuuky insist on telling you that you’re wrong.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder
18. Be huggled by Rinoabella
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
26. Make it to the quarterfinals of a ScreenName competition.
27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
31. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
34. Hear Kishi sing.
35. Either… a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed.
36. Get told in some way by Raistlin or BOU that he’s been around so much longer than you.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
38. Get a LiveJournal
39. Make a really awful typo and have everyone mock you for it, and type in the fashion that you’re ashamed / embarrassed, but secretly feel proud of your lovely ‘achievement’.
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
47. Have a thing for Scottie (regardless of your gender).
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album.
53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
55. Suggest a food / newbie / birthday / tech / coming-and-going forum.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
58. When more of a newbie, see one of these threads and talk about it with your fellow newbies and not dare to post in it (I still don’t get it, Rydia…).
59. Get involved in an ORPG (not necessarily for long, or more than one post even) within EoFF.
60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony
61. Get involved in a voice chat with more than one other person.
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
73. Stalk someone.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
78. Be insulted by Kishi.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
81. Suffer from an epileptic fit (probably due to ed’s technicolour nightmare theme).
82. Send Loony BoB some of your hair.
83. Max out your PM folders.
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky
87. Change your screenname, just to have people all but force you to change it back.
88. Meet someone from EoFF offline.
89. Have at least 50% of your offline conversations inspired by or to do with EoFF
90. Been to an online EoFF ‘marriage’.
91. Get banned/restricted from the internet by your parents because you spend so much time on it.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
93. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
94. Get shot by a sniper.
95. Have both BOUxUnne and ScottxBleys images on your HDD.
96. Steal a catchphrase from BOU
97. Add a word to the EoFF dictionary.
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

Some of you may remember this thread being created and some of you may note that it's still archived, but I figured I'd just re-post it for all the people who weren't around for the last one and for the older people to see if they can check off any more numbers. Obviously this one won't get archived either 'cause we only need one "master copy."

I haven't changed it and I haven't fully checked over to see if anything needs changing to keep up with the times but I think for the most part it still works well. :)

"Now known as God"! That's so cute! :)

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7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
(12. Have Skwowwy and/or clout help you out with a computer-related problem.) Must be something.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case) Damn you, Bleyatch
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections. JOIN? I MAKE parties! On further investigation, this isn't true. I've never actually joined a party before. :o
31. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections. Oh. *changes #30*
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley. I fink.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch. *twitch*
34. Hear Kishi sing. I heard the "Dr. Unne" bit, though
38. Get a LiveJournal
41. Try to figure out your post count. Easy as pie pfffft
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album. I do not inquire, I demand.
53. Improve your grammar.
55. Suggest a food / newbie / birthday / tech / coming-and-going forum. I suggested the Writer's Corner, yes, even the name, in a PM to Sean
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it. YES
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony
61. Get involved in a voice chat with more than one other person.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
66. Play a game in the arcade. On a side-note, is it still there?
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday. Squally.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
82. Send Loony BoB some of your hair.
83. Max out your PM folders.
87. Change your screenname, just to have people all but force you to change it back.
89. Have at least 50% of your offline conversations inspired by or to do with EoFF
93. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender. AH, now this is ME
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

English.....?

Do half those members exsist anymore?

What does the star stand...?

Ed's Technicolour nightmare doesn't exsist anymore, its been replaced by Pimping pink.

Haha, good spotting. Fixed.

It's like he's killing me softly :eek:

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Originally Posted by Baloki

English.....?

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That's not a complete question, no comprendo.

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Do half those members exsist anymore?

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I'm pretty confident every single member is still alive.

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What does the star stand...?

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You really need to work on finishing your sentences. If you mean the mention of Evenstar*, that was her name, asterix included. However, it's Rinoabella now (as it was when she first joined, but not when I made the original list), so I'll change that.

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Ed's Technicolour nightmare doesn't exsist anymore, its been replaced by Pimping pink.

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...I can't believe it's gone. Who killed it? Ed's Technicolour is far more important than that shoddy old pink crap.

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Originally Posted by Loony BoB

That's not a complete question, no comprendo.

I'm pretty confident every single member is still alive.

You really need to work on finishing your sentences. If you mean the mention of Evenstar*, that was her name, asterix included. However, it's Rinoabella now (as it was when she first joined, but not when I made the original list), so I'll change that.

...I can't believe it's gone. Who killed it? Ed's Technicolour is far more important than that shoddy old pink crap.

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xD, it seems as if I typed the other half of those senctences into a poor hapless MSN Convo *dies laughing*

I'll just remove the ones I haven't done, making the ones I've done remaining :p

2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks). - I never told anyone though
7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies. - My first nomination this year :p
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom. Hi BoB *waves* :love:
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
12. Have Skwowwy and/or clout help you out with a computer-related problem.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
32. Submit a post consisting of nothing but a smiley.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
35. Either… a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed.
38. Get a LiveJournal
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
71. Browse through the General Archive.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky
88. Meet someone from EoFF offline.
89. Have at least 50% of your offline conversations inspired by or to do with EoFF
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

- Some questions may be outdated :p
- FFi is now named Final Gaming ;p You should know since you came up with the name. I still stand by my suggestion, FF intoxication :cry:

My completed list….

2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).
4. Have a postcard from the Postcard Bandits.
11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).

(What aboot EoffFF?)

23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean
41. Try to figure out your post count.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
68. Try to logout but not be able to because it won’t work.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
81. Suffer from an epileptic fit (probably due to ed’s technicolour nightmare theme).
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky
88. Meet someone from EoFF offline.
93. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

Not really any comments aboot it. meh.

7. Get nominated for a category in the Ciddies.
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.
12. Have Skwowwy and/or clout help you out with a computer-related problem.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
16. Be sexually assaulted by another member in an attempt to manipulate you into doing something.
17. Have yourself be enforced by Del Murder
18. Be huggled by Rinoabella
19. Post your picture in a photo thread.
20. Get quoted in the quotes thread.
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
22. Join at least one of the spinoff boards, from either: Fool’s Gold, FFI, ASC, Aiyon, Rawk!, Village Mist, Team Mystica (ha).
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
26. Make it to the quarterfinals of a ScreenName competition.
28. Get involved with a prom thread AND a gender swap thread.
29. Have an admin abuse their powers and make you look dumb (or cool, in Spuuky’s case)
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
31. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections.
33. See Bleys’ Crotch.
34. Hear Kishi sing.
35. Either… a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed.
36. Get told in some way by Raistlin or BOU that he’s been around so much longer than you.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
38. Get a LiveJournal
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
42. Take a screenshot of some part of EoFF.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
46. View another member’s webcam, or some video of them.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
52. Inquire about getting into the EoFF map / album.
53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it. - It's funny because I do this all the time.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
58. When more of a newbie, see one of these threads and talk about it with your fellow newbies and not dare to post in it (I still don’t get it, Rydia…).
59. Get involved in an ORPG (not necessarily for long, or more than one post even) within EoFF.
60. Play EoFF: Sick Irony
61. Get involved in a voice chat with more than one other person.
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
70. See a forum you never realised even existed.
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
76. Get disappointed at a member being banned.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
78. Be insulted by Kishi.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
82. Send Loony BoB some of your hair.
84. Stop playing Final Fantasy because EoFF takes up all your time.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature. - Once, waaay back in the day (I'm talking UBB EoFF), by Sean. Beat that, crackahs.
87. Change your screenname, just to have people all but force you to change it back. - People have never asked me to change it back, but some still call me by the old one.
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
93. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
94. Get shot by a sniper.
96. Steal a catchphrase from BOU
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

that's a very very long list...
has anyone completed the whole list yet? :p

I think I've done 98/101. I can't really force the ones I haven't done, though (eg. epiliptic fit).

Your list has chilled my heart. My list has a grand total of three. OMG :shame:

I've been hear over two years and I've done about 3 of those
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and I spelt "here" wrong*dies*

I though this was going to be all new. :(


2. Leave forever and come back within three months (generally two weeks).
8. Get licked in the #eoff chatroom.
9. See Unne shake his head in a thread you’ve posted in.
11. Post in a thread saying how fast the thread is going to get closed and be sure to post as many times as possible before it does.
14. Post the exact same thing in at least three newbie threads.
15. Be given a cookie by some random member.
18. Be huggled by Rinoabella
21. Get all reminiscent about the ‘good old days’.
23. Get your name on the EoFF Map
24. Join either a xD vs. XD or Pop vs. Soda war.
25. Submit something into one or more of the Writer’s, Poetry or Art forums.
27. Be hit on by someone of the same gender.
30. Join a party in the EoFF General Elections.
31. Consider (or actually go ahead with) starting your own party in the EoFF General Elections.
35. Either… a) Make a thread asking what the attack button does or b) Post in the said thread explaining what it does, and noting in some way that the thread will/should be closed.
37. Either… a) Miss Sean or b) Wonder who the hell this Sean guy is.
40. Be the only member online, or get really close to it and hope like hell that the other person will leave before someone else comes.
41. Try to figure out your post count.
43. Have a thread from EoFF saved to your hard drive.
44. Have the song ‘Good Riddance’ by Greenday on your playlist.
45. Post in threads you have no interest in because there's no one else posting and you already have the last post in every other thread.
48. View the main site for EoFF and feel proud about it.
49. Have some kind of trouble with attachments.
50. Go through various stages of withdrawal when the forums are down.
51. Get confused by either one, two or all of Wyllius, Calliope and Nait.
53. Improve your grammar.
54. Make some kind of remark about the elitists / elitism.
55. Suggest a food / newbie / birthday / tech / coming-and-going forum.
56. Look at a thread purely because Kishi just posted in it.
57. Get involved in a full-scale admin-authorised spam thread.
62. See a birthday thread and think it’s a waste of space.
63. Have a birthday thread made for you. Love it.
64. Explain how you chose your screenname in three separate threads.
65. See threads on all of the following body parts: Hair, eyes, toenails.
66. Play a game in the arcade.
67. Check out which members of EoFF share your birthday.
69. Drag either a friend from offline or another online area into EoFF
71. Browse through the General Archive.
72. Spend your online time checking out the ‘Who’s Online’ page.
74. Get pissed off at the advertisements that have sounds on them.
75. Post a thread that’s actually already been done and is still active, but you didn’t know because the thread title was incredibly misleading.
77. Get disappointed at a member not being banned.
78. Be insulted by Kishi.
79. Be corrected by Kishi.
80. Use ed’s technicolour nightmare theme.
85. Have someone PM you regarding your signature.
86. Get into a debate with Pureghetto/geekz-computer/LH/Spuuky
89. Have at least 50% of your offline conversations inspired by or to do with EoFF
92. Go online at work, school or a netcafé since you can’t access EoFF at home anymore.
93. Make a thread in EoFF about EoFF.
94. Get shot by a sniper.
98. Hit the attack button continuously in vain as you desperately wish it actually did more.
99. See Rirse post a thread with a subtle reference to him being ‘back’.
100. Mistake someone for the other gender.
101. Have enough time on your hands to go through this list and figure out which of them you have and haven’t done. And most likely post about it.

Yep. I vaguely remember most of those.