ACK!!! I ARE JOBLESS!!

The www.random.closed.forum.that.is.down forum is down....
I was a MOD for that board.... but my pal Blight is really slow to set the forum back up.... this is most of moster of mostestly distressing and stuff....

I'm jobless....

I need a hug.... I demand you give me hugs....
and the women can give me hugs and kisses if they like....
and I want presents... lots of presents... I want to feel pity...

money is nice too, and emailed porno is okay.... but not as good as money.... mostly tens or twentys... or you'll look cheap...
If you going to write a song to me, make it nice with lots of cool techno noises... and lots of dancing cats... cats make me laugh....

I also will take chocolate cake, but I hate carrot cake.... if you give me that trout... I throw it right back at you... after eating the frosting...

presents must be wrapped with shiney wrapping... or suffer the childern...

thank you.