No, THAT's an RPG, idiot!
There are so many different classifications of the RPG genre that so many things can be mistaken for being an RPG and vice versa. There are Strategy-RPGs, Action-RPGs, Adventure RPGs, and even more that I don't feel like naming.
I define RPG as a game where you play as a character and see him grow throughout the game. But some RPGs contradict my definition, such as Zelda, which some can argue is an RPG, but some can argue that it isn't.
My questions are: What is an RPG and how do you define it? Are there RPGs out there that you think shouldn't be considered RPGs and vice versa?