Solving the Political debate once and for all

beleive it or not, there IS a way to solve the ongoing political debate, once and for all. we pit two political representatives, michael moore and rush limbaugh, against each other in a political pie eating contest, to see which fat ass can eat more pie, thus solving the perpetual political debate once and for all.

thoughts?

I was going to post about how this should be in World Events, but I changed my mind once I read it. Can't judge a thread by it's title, I guess.

I've had similar thoughts, but more like solutions to wars - have George Bush and Saddam Hussein sissyfight for the win.

*slap*
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*PEN MISSILE!!!*