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simpson quote thread!
i just posted on a simpsons thread so i felt i should post this:
basiclly it is as the tittle says, you just have to post a random quote from any simpson episode and add who said it. for all you "intelligent" people you may want to start a real conversation just by using simpson quotes :confused:
DONT add silly quotes like Hi/how are you etc...
by the way this is very pointless but lets see how far we can go!
ok i will start:
"oh my god you flying fat man"- Apu
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"Hot stuff coming through!!!"
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Az Lionheart, I've changed it and made it into the "unofficial Simpson" thread ;) p.s: don't forget to vote ;)
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Skinner: Good Gravy!
Elementary School Chef: Why thankyou, it's mainly just brown and water!
classic
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Homer:"Oooh! Look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man! From Happy Land! In his gum-drop house on Lolly Pop Laaaaaaane! *slams door, then opens it again* Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic.*slams door again*"
Marge: Well, duh.
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here we go again!
LISA: but dad you'll be part of a mob
HOMER: lisa if i'm in the mob i can help steer it in wise directions, now wheres my giant foam hat and fog horn?
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Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
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Homer: "SAVE ME JEBUUUUS!" :D
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Homer: "Do'h!"
Homer: "I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T uh i mean S-M-A-R-T!!"
Homer (don't know if this is in a episode but I heard it in Simpsons: Hit & Run: "2,4,6,8! You suck I'm great! Da, da, da, da! You I hate!!!"
Duff elves: "Duff beer for me, Duff beer for you! I'll have a Duff! You have one too!"
Homer: "Save me Jeasus-Ala-Buuda!"
Ralph (I don't know this quote word by word but this is about it):" Me and my best friend never fight (looks at finger and then tries to pick his nose and pokes his eye) you've betrayed me for the last time (takes scissors out and tries to cut off his finger)!!"
Marge: " But I want to snuggle with Homer Simpson! Not Max Powers!"
Homer: " You don't snuggle with Max Powers you get in and feel the cheese!!'
Marge: Ewwww....
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Principal Skinner: Well, I'm not principal of the line, mother!
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Answering Machine: "Hello, Muddah, hello, Faddah. Here I am at Camp Granada."
Homer: "Marge, is Lisa At Camp Granada?"
Take care all.
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my cats breath smells of cat food
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"you dont make friends with salad!"
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"Helloooo...? Mrs. Pummelhorse...? ...I'd like to get down now..."