WUT TYPE OF WATER DO U PREFER??

OK so liek I wuz at meh friend Louis house 1 day an wen his mothars got hoem she sed taht she did teh gorcerys an she bought soem kind of watars with a crystels inside of it but then Louis babey sistar started crying and wuz throwing her baby gobbert food at us and it wuz liek burning our eyes bcuz Louis is a dumass and tryed to mase meh b4 with a litars and a hairsprays! HAR! I stoles it form that weak little Louis an moderfied it with meh SUPEEROR MENSLINESS AN DECEPTIANS!!! I shots Louis in teh faces with a puer blast of teh flamming natare!! Then he started crying bcuz he is a sisy boys an i am teh bigger mans!! ROAR! Ok so liek newayz wut is ur favrite brand of teh watars? Mien si difanetali teh labrerdor watars bcuz a dogs runs very fast u see an if u drinks a watars from a dogs u will bcome a d0gs urself.

Hooters, is that you?

No it's not.

Yeah.

If you are going to make threads, try using english instead of mindless gibberish.