emperor gestahl...

hey is it just me or from the front does emporer gestahl look like a dog? and fromthe side he just looks like someone with a dodgy moustache, it took me ages for my eyes to puzzle out what he is actually meant to be (a guy with a bad moustache) i really did think he was a dog in disguise for ages. anyway i heard this rumour that you can land on a certain piece of water in the wor and find emporer gestahl, is this true or just another cheat thing?

Not true

I used to think he looked like a dog too.

And no, that is a very untrue rumor.

Who the heck is Alabaster supposed to be?